The Great Browser Experiment: Whipped Cream and Other Delights – Free Line 9/29/09
…And we’re back. It’s been a little over a week, but I have finally fixed Flock. To say it was a pain in my backside would be an understatement of gigantic proportions. In the past eight days, I have done everything from uninstall the browser to hack the about:config screen, all in a futile attempt to make this browser work as it should. As you can probably guess, my “solutions” didn’t fix squat. If anything, it made things worse. So what did solve my problem, you ask? It turned out that all I had to do was disable my beloved Tab Mix Plus extension. (Sherlock Holmes I’m not.) I already miss it, but I guess I can make it through, as they say. I would much rather have a working browser than the “gray screen of sadness” that I was seeing yesterday. Now that everything is working at peak condition, I can give Flock (and two of its closest friends) the introduction they so richly deserve. Expect to see our “qualified bachelors/batchelorette” get the old “once over” tomorrow. With that said, here we go. Play me in, Herb!
Browser number one comes to us from San Francisco, California via Tokyo, Japan. She lists her hobbies as multitasking, script writing, and trying to get the leg up on her old rival, Sleipnir. Please welcome everyone’s favorite three in one dynamo, Lunascape!
Meeting people is the ultimate goal for browsers number two. It is said that he is on good terms with all of the top go-getters on the social scene, including Facebook, Twitter, and that lovable loser, MySpace. From the legendary Mozilla family, please welcome Flock!
And finally, we have a browser who is intimately familiar with life on the screen. Some say that his years of experience, as well as his innate ability to be more that “just a browser,” gives him the edge on our show. From New York City, please welcome browser number three, AOL Desktop!
…And now that all three of our lovely browsers have been introduced, it’s time for our questions … tomorrow, of course. (Oh come now. Don’t give me that. Everyone knows that a good host always keeps the audience begging for more.) Be sure to come back tomorrow for part two. On behalf of Brad Fallon and everyone here at (Our Fair Use Parody of) The Dating Game, this is a writer pretending to be legendary game show announcer Johnny Gilbert saying good night everybody!











